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I Saw Santa Sliding On A Cafeteria Tray

by Chris Page



Tis the season... for a remix and remaster.

If you like your Xmas music a little on the garage-punk spectrum, dig in to this rocking blast of a stocking stuffer.

I recorded this at home with a bunch of friends and even the video has become a bit of a tradition in these parts:

So let 'er rip, Santa.  

And oh hey, if you would like to hear a few more of my Christmas songs, head over here:



I saw Santa sliding on a cafeteria tray,
Now I know that's how she probably got away.

I woke up staring at the ceiling and I hope you understand
That I realize I only loved you for your student meal plan.

Dark rum is good food for Christmas dinner.


released December 10, 2019
Written, asleep at the wheel, and rarely touching dark rum, by Chris Page


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Chris Page Ottawa, Ontario

Songwriting for indie garage bands Expanda Fuzz, The Stand GT, Camp Radio, and all these folk songs I strum quietly to myself, just below the din.

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